My coffee luck this semester is sucking so far.\u00a0 I can’t catch a break<\/p>\n
Tuesday- Sorry our espresso machine is broken.<\/p>\n
So I decide to get a regular coffee, which I hate.\u00a0 I decided to fill my glass with mild.\u00a0 Guess what happens next? ….. It runs out, so I am forced to fill the rest with bold.\u00a0 I ask for two sugars and two creamers.\u00a0 Stir and head to class.<\/p>\n
Thursday- Sorry our espresso machine still sucks (where does my tuition money go?)<\/p>\n
Yet again I ask for a 16 ounce coffee.\u00a0 Head for mild and it runs out again.\u00a0 Fill the rest with bold.\u00a0 By this point a guy has walked up about to order something.\u00a0 The clerk asks me how many creams I want.\u00a0 I hesitantly say four, knowing the guy is going to think I’m a freak.\u00a0 I look over and he can barely keep himself from laughing out loud.\u00a0 He gives me a “you are so pathetic” smile and proceeds to give his order to the clerk.\u00a0 I’m rushing by this point to get to class that I forgot the cardboard covering around the cup.\u00a0 I walk out of the IMU and I realize that my fingers are on fire.\u00a0 I don’t have time to turn back around so I keep on going.\u00a0 The entire way to MacBride I’m trying to rearrange my fingers so I can distribute the burning throughout.\u00a0 By the time I get to my class all ten of my fingers are red and sore.<\/p>\n
Next Tuesday- Sorry our espresso is broken still and we are completely out of coffee except decaf.\u00a0 Yeah that’s what a college kid needs, decaf.\u00a0 He goes on to say that I could get some coffee in the cafeteria of the IMU.<\/p>\n
I head around the hall and get to the cafeteria.\u00a0 I’m forced to settle for a French Vanilla.\u00a0 I select my small cup and begin to fill it up.\u00a0 I try not to fill it all the way up because I have a tendency of spilling things.\u00a0 Unfortunately the machine decides to overflow my cup with water after I have released the button.\u00a0 The top of the cup is filled to the rim with coffee and foam.\u00a0 I then to decide to slurp off the foam so I can put the lid on.\u00a0 I place my lid to the cup and what I thought was foam, turned out to be steaming hot French Vanilla.\u00a0 I try not to scream out from the scorching sensation on my tongue and down my throat.\u00a0 I put the lid on and head to the cash register to pay.\u00a0 Luckily this time I grabbed a cardboard carrier.<\/p>\n
Next Thursday- I decided to switch it up and get my coffee at the Library.\u00a0 VICTORIOUS!! Best coffee I have ever had on campus<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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