{"id":24,"date":"2015-09-04T18:04:47","date_gmt":"2015-09-04T23:04:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.admissions.uiowa.edu\/austin\/?p=24"},"modified":"2015-09-05T15:16:42","modified_gmt":"2015-09-05T20:16:42","slug":"dinner-with-the-squirrels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.admissions.uiowa.edu\/austin\/2015\/09\/dinner-with-the-squirrels\/","title":{"rendered":"Dinner with the Squirrels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am not an outdoorsman.<\/p>\n<p>Let this be known first and foremost. With that established, any mention of me out and about in the natural world is usually a daring escapade I only embark upon when necessary. I did take an outdoor adventure class in high school, however, even with all of that brief semester of knowledge under my belt, I would not survive because alas, I am a writer; and with no electricity for a laptop I could never go on, and even as resourceful as humans have proven to be in the wild <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">as seen on Naked and Afraid <\/span>I don\u2019t believe Mother Nature has equipped us with a more primal way of creating college-ruled paper.<\/p>\n<p>So now (in the relative-comfort of my dorm) I am penning my most recent journey into the mystery-scape that is Iowa City, and I must say:<\/p>\n<p>Nature\u2019s not so bad.<\/p>\n<p>Apart from Mother Nature\u2019s ever-burning desire to turn my skin from flesh to kindling, I\u2019ve found that Iowa City is a pretty spectacular place\u2014even with its vulnerability to the elements. It actually reached ninety-degrees here today which, thanks to my training sessions in <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Hell<\/span> Texas, I was unbothered by. So despite the odious climate, I\u2019ve been walking around quite a bit whether it be on the way to class or just to kill time, and I\u2019ve never been impressed with the scenery of a town until now.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Green.<\/p>\n<p>Everything here is incredibly green in every sense of the word, and it makes me scoff a bit at the peasants of grass back in Texas that are withered and yellowed with malnutrition. I almost feel as if I\u2019ve stepped into a more wealthy and diverse part of nature, and it seems like Iowa City actually cares about its denizens\u2014abiotic and all.<\/p>\n<p>There are hardly any paper towel dispensers in the bathrooms (a fact that his caused me much grief at times), there are solar panels all across the city, and all of the nature on campus is relatively untampered with. Ducks, deer, and the occasional foxes can be spotted at random times around campus. However, Mother Nature seems to have a strange preference when it comes to other birds. They\u2019re all tiny, fledgling-looking things, and they all hop around like bunnies who didn\u2019t get the memo that they were birds. I have legitimately only seen this kind of bird on campus (apart from the ducks), and it\u2019s starting to make me believe that there\u2019s some greater conspiracy at work or a discriminatory regulation against certain birds only bypassed through an application process.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>One of the many wonders of Iowa City, however, has got to be the squirrels.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a term in Iowa called \u201cIowa Nice\u201d (which I assume is the equivalent to Southern Hospitality) and it basically states that everyone in Iowa is uncharacteristically, almost disturbingly nice, and at first I thought it was some self-awarded accolade Iowans created, but after two weeks here I\u2019ve realized that this \u201cIowa Nice\u201d is a real thing because even the squirrels here are \u201cIowa Nice\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Back in Texas, if you approached a squirrel it was either roadkill or fleeing the scene of a crime. Here in Iowa City, you can practically have a conversation with a squirrel\u2014especially the black ones. I assume they\u2019re the more talkative of the bunch because once winter hits they\u2019ll be the main course of several predators. They sit, and allow you to approach regardless of whether they\u2019re hunting for a nut or doing whatever it is squirrels do (surviving no doubt), and in that moment there is a mutual respect. (I kid you not.) One of my friends even told me that a squirrel had waited for her to cross the sidewalk before it did so itself. <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">I\u2019m sure that squirrel is pulling the ladies.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>These squirrels are so approachable that I really and truly feel that I could have dinner with one of them, and no one would question it.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I recently read an article that said Iowa City is the 3<sup>rd<\/sup> best place to live in the United States, and I must say that it deserves that spot. Never having visited the campus before move-in day and coming from a large city with no public transportation system (@Arlington, TX) my expectations were quite low, but my mind has been fried every time I venture forth from my humble abode and into the outside world of Iowa City. I&#8217;ve been so smitten with my surroundings that I\u2019ve already planned several excursions for this coming school year, and I\u2019ll be sure to dutifully record them all\u2014especially any dinners I have with the not-so-wild life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am not an outdoorsman. Let this be known first and foremost. With that established, any mention of me out and about in the natural world is usually a daring escapade I only embark upon when necessary. I did take an outdoor adventure class in high school, however, even with all of that brief semester &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.admissions.uiowa.edu\/austin\/2015\/09\/dinner-with-the-squirrels\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dinner with the Squirrels<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":76,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campuslife","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.admissions.uiowa.edu\/austin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.admissions.uiowa.edu\/austin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.admissions.uiowa.edu\/austin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.admissions.uiowa.edu\/austin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/76"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.admissions.uiowa.edu\/austin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.admissions.uiowa.edu\/austin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26,"href":"https:\/\/blog.admissions.uiowa.edu\/austin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions\/26"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.admissions.uiowa.edu\/austin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.admissions.uiowa.edu\/austin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.admissions.uiowa.edu\/austin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}