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I’M BACK!

Ok, due to my most recent streak of laziness, I now have not just one but two whole months of my densely scheduled life to describe to my [small and indifferent (or non-existent)] very large and dedicated audience.

So, last post was one Dec. 2, 2010. Since then, I have: studied for finals, taken those finals, celebrated finishing my first semester, received marks for said finals, celebrated/cried over those marks, went home, snowboarded a ton, celebrated [Christmas] a politically correct, all-inclusive winter holiday, [snowboarded a lot more] visited family and friends, come back to school, gotten used to my new schedule, changed my major, created a whole new schedule, [snowboarded some more] studied, eaten [like 50 of the exact same meal] a wide variety of healthy food at Burge (my view of those meals has changed since my [illogically] positive post last fall)…

…finished all of tomorrow’s homework, thought I was going to go to bed early tonight, read my email for the tenth time today, found an email from the admission department, remembered my [imaginary] enormous fan base, started to write a real blog, changed my mind and started typing a ridiculously long list of unimportant things, fought with myself internally about the usefulness of posting such a list, decided that some [messed up] inquisitive reader may find it interesting, finished typing this list…

And that’s about everything I’ve done for the last two months. If you read all that, [I’m sorry] good for you. I’ll try to include a little more detail and a little less [absolute stupidity] silliness in my next post.

-DN